You know you've studied in Fez when.....

So a friend made this and I jacked it and changed a few items. Enjoy.

-You've taken every form of transportation you can possibly think of
-You take a taxi almost everyday and you can afford it
-You have had a driver of said taxi propose to you
-Even though the exchange rate is in your favor you will fight over half a dirham and then later realize the ridiculousness of arguing over 6 cents.
-You can get a good meal for about a dollar and a high class meal for 5
-You drink at least 1 huge bottle of water a day, and still are on the verge of dehydration
-The food has made you sick
-You have taken Sipro which you can get over the counter
-You get excited about having a bowel movement
-You've discussed your bowel movements at least once with a fellow traveler
-You've slipped tripped or fallen at one point or time
-You became addicted to juice stands
-You've skipped class a few times because you'd rather travel around the country
-You've been sexually harassed on the streets
-You've witnessed a guy jerking off in broad daylight on the streets of Fez
-You don't go out without one other person with you
-Going to Asima or Marjane is exciting
-McDonald's is the only American fast food place in town and eating there is a treat
-You always hope you hotel has toilet paper
-You've had to use a squat toilet
-You didn't bring your laptop and you wait for the computer lab to open everyday at 9am
-Your friends are never online when you are because they're still sleeping
-You've seen the biggest roaches you'll ever see in your life
-When trying to catch a cab it seems that the regular cars pay more attention to you than the taxis
-You've had little children kiss your arm hoping to get some money out of you
-You do your homework in class because you spend half of your class time going over it anyway
-You rode a camel and were hurting for days after it
-You spent an hour trying to tie a scarf around you head so that sand wouldn't get in your face
-You were cleaning Sahara sand out of your clothes and pores for days after the trip
-You spend most of your day hanging out in the ALIF garden or the Villa
-You've overpaid for something
-You've mastered the art of bargaining
-You've lost quite a few of your manners
-You had an official "travel buddy" on all of the trips
-You can't believe how fast time flew by